I’m with a friend at Chipotle, when a man that knows her introduces himself. Nice to meet you, Anthony; we trade cards. Naturally, I go to his website and I like his paintings. I decide to drop him an e-mail. This would actually become the wrong thing to do.
Hi Anthony, My name is John. I met you during lunch today at Chipotle with my friend Candice. I wanted to drop you a line to let you know that you really had some amazing work. Your brand is well done, although the execution of your website is painful. I would be even more impressed if your logo was made from custom ligatures. I’m also from Hampton, Virginia, and I went to AIU in 99 - so we’ve got some similarities there. I’d really like to come see your work in person one day, maybe this weekend. For your reference, Candice’s website is being developed at *****.com. My website is verhine.com. Talk to you later, John
That message, without my knowledge, goes to his “website designer,” who then responds!
On Nov 9, 2005, at 5:34 PM, William B Perkins wrote:
Get a life
Bill Perkins
Perkins · Bell
Brand Development · Corporate Imaging · Strategic Design
http://www.perkinsbell.com
wbp@perkinsbell.com
415.317.****
Excuse me?
On Nov 9, 2005, at 5:41 PM, j.verhine. wrote:
Does he know that you monitor his e-mail?
And what are you upset about? That the website
you made for him is a piece of shit? Get over yourself.
I don’t need to steal your client, jackass.
jv
I’ve seen worse websites. In fact, I thought the brand was well-done, in terms of feeling, use of design elements.. just that the execution of the website was painful to use. I would have liked to see every painting of his, but I gave up because it took too much time.
Apparently, Bill didn’t like the criticism, and has left me hostile voicemails from 3am until noon 2pm 3:03 today.
Voicemail #1
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Voicemail #2
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Voicemail #6
Email #1 Email #2
I did try to file a police report, but I can understand why I wouldn’t be taken seriously.
“Officer, I’m receiving death threats in my voicemail from a stranger because I said his website sucks.” I was assured that my life was NOT in danger.
This is racism at it’s finest.
I’m not even black.
But your client, Anthony, is.
Mr. Perkins, are you done yet?
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