I’m opening  my place for rent  within the next month and until earlier this week, I thought someone was seriously interested. I’ve been calm because I never have a problem finding tenants. It’s not cheap, but it’s not bad, plus the price is negotiable for the right person. The location is impeccable for Buckhead and I’ve got a theatre inside that’s no joke. I have since been casually emailing people that were  looking for housing  and I was surprised to meet a little firecracker by the name of Florencia. First, I’ll show her filth, and then I’ll will present my analysis.

Subject: MIN 800-1000sf (UTIL INCLUDED) WALK TO MARTA
You must be crazy. $800 to SHARE your tiny 2-bed apartment? I pay $1,000 for a freaking 3200SF luxery home with 4 bedrooms, 3 baths and a I have a jacuzzi tub and a 350SF master bath with walk-in closets and the size of your bedrooms are tiny compared to mine. $800 for a SHARE!!!!!!!! And I have seen Pharr Road and ruled out even considering a single condo there. No thanks. Note that I said MIDTOWN, DOWNTOWN, VA HIGHLANDS AND DELIBERATELY left out Buckhead, which I do not even like! Fuck the malls and retarded shopping. And fuck rip-off artists like you. Actually fuck Atlanta period.

You’re a bitter ass woman. If you spread this kind of negativity on craigslist, there’s no telling what the people around you have to deal with. You’re going to come at me with what you own? Get over yourself, you can’t even spell luxury right. And you need to walk to a  MARTA  station? Is that a preference? The problem isn’t atlanta, the problem isn’t the malls or even what you think you know about me. The problem is that you need to get off your pompous ass and do something that brings sunlight into your life. You are less important to the world than you think you are. Find a way to solve your own problems without pulling other people into it. You’re liable to [screw up] some young child’s head.