It’s eerily ironic that I’m creating a revolution against procrastination, all the while procrastinating to write journal entries. To calm the horde of investors who have contributed generously to bringing the world one step closer to my written transcripts, I have allocated a block of time each evening to make sense of a white page. This journal is a way for me to never fully grow up, and this time, I’ve decided to create a top eight list of things that older men do, that I refuse to:

1. I will wear undershirts more than 50% of the time.
2. I will pay that visit to the sock store to make sure I never run out.
3. I will not lose my creativity. I will, at least, remember where I can find inspiration.
4. I will keep my hair short rather than perform a comb-over. Got to avoid peer pressure. They respond like they’re pressured.
5. I will make the first move, I’ll be old – There will be no time to wait.
6. I will stay active.
7. I will not be stingy with knowledge.
8. There’s nothing better than a happy old man, yet there’s nothing worse than a grumpy old man.